me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan, via fake-mermaid)

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head

(via fake-mermaid)

lubricates:

• no
• one
• cares
• that
• you
• queued
• that
• post

q’d

(Source: danbutt, via kk-aitlin)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via kk-aitlin)

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via fake-mermaid)