May 2013
zackisontumblr:
i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
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Got my finger swished in a door
pattinsin:
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
Man I’m so angry right now. My sister would have to be the fakest little attention seeking skank anyone could ever meet. Like wow.
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
1997kids:
im like a dior bag in the middle of a sea of fake coach purses u feel me
msjewbooty:
im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
Anonymous asked: joseph gordon-levitt, johnny depp and heath leadger - smk?
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Just finished a yoga class and can definitely say my legs and back are feeling it
willsmith420:
gwenelizz:
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
Send me 3 names for SEX, MARRY, KILL
did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass
donkjonah:
to infinity and beyonce
andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
dayandnightitsjustlife:
the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
sextingllamas:
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
idcau:
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
wartortles:
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
